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I used to be able to smoke my herbs without any testing but over time just about every job that I get called out to requires some type of drug test. I have used the flush kits that you can purchase in the health food store and I have been told that just drinking lot's of water will do the same thing. Pectin and a B12 tablet work great too and save you lot's of money but when the testing goes to a hair test your fucked!!! Also certain laboratory tests will get you. For the most part the simple test in the cup with the color code is easy to beat but it's your roll of the dice and is your job and money more important????That's a decision that you and only you can make. Kommiefornia state law requires that they give you at least 3 hours to provide a random test, so in that time frame you can do certain things to cover your ASS. Pot smokers aren't the problem anyway's!! It's those fucking tweekers that you have to watch out for.
At the lumber mill the drug test was about the first two and a half hours of a ten hour shift, of pulling and stacking.
Anyone with a significant drug or alcohol problem is done being a mill worker for good by then.
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i am fortunate that i work in a industry where random drug testing is commonplace, fortunately im a very personable type of guy and the sites i go to, the people know me, they know i smoke at home. they also know i turn up to work straight, i am very good at my job and im definitely more reliable than most drinkers who turn up hungover or not at all etc.
usually when there is a random drug test the site foreman or one of the higher ups who know me will ring me in advance and tell me to sit and wait until the tool box and random test selection is finished before i come and sign in. it is wrong that we some of us have to go through this but the sad truth is not everyone is as responsible. i drive heavy machinery and even though i function fine while stoned there are other peoples lives at risk and other people can also be unpredictable on site you need to be at alert for them as well. i have worked with operators who are smoking in the car at lunch, guys who turn up wired on amphetamines who havnt slept for days, and even people who drink while they operate. these are the kind of people the tests are designed to stop. unfortunately until the idiots of the world get there act together the rest of us will suffer for there recklessness.
swab tests should be the tests used, basically if you havnt smoked since you woke up you should pass a swab test and that in my opinion is fair enough, we shouldnt be judged on pee tests which dont prove that we are under the influence at work they only prove that we have smoked in the past weeks.
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well first of all, thank you to all who have responded. i agree that that the drug laws and/or testing methods that are used to "weed "out the pot smokers are antiquated and soon (i hope) to be a thing of the past. also it would be awesome to be able to have a job that afforded me the luxury/benefit of having a buddy to tip me off to the fact that i was about be tested. unfortunately i work for an employer that does spot drug tests. what i am looking for is results (firsthand) obtained using urine substitutes, real or synthetic. also are there any additives that actually work? i would love to be able to tell my employer that the only test that they can have is a taste test, but i live in the real world so…
again thanks to all who have responded to this thread. i mean no offense to those how have have posted with personal info, but i want specific info on results obtained using urine substitutes and/or additives.
to all on this awesome site i say keep on fighting the good fight!!!
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My husband had to pass a dt yesterday. He was a daily smoker he delayed three months past to one or two times per week then quit time period before obtaining the supply. we have a tendency to had ten days. He tried a hardcore ALL FIBER diet, WITH SUPPLEMENTS. Ddetox tea and drinks, most water and five times every day in our vapor bath. On the day of the check he still tested positive with a light-weight management line. No bueno. He substituted clean piddle. i would not suppose ward. How we tend to substituted. I got clean male pee the night before during a glass jar, although I've detected it's illegal to check hormones, i am still pregnant and did not wish to require an opportunity. we have a tendency to brought 3oz lotion tube and 2 thermometers to verify the temperature. He wore a combine of my material shorts to take care it would not go anyplace.
The baby bottle hotter got the temporary worker up to 106, therefore bear in mind. It gets hot. The temporary worker ought to ideally be between ninety four and a hundred however you'll pass ninety to a hundred. We had to take a seat let it settle down within the parking zone adjacent. Checked with each thermometers till it absolutely was 100. Rubber banded the hand hotter to the pee, wrapped it in paper towel, and sent i am in.Once i Checked the temporary worker strip, swirled it a trifle to chill down, peed for real and bi-manual the sample.He passed. features a novel job. Originally he was getting to use a Scrunchies to strap it on, however we have a tendency to did not assume he would be discovered.
I recommend sporting a belt that creates a little noise and jiggle it if you wish to hide up the sound of gap the highest. If your eine determined, do not shut it, it makes a snap sound. Use the paper towel to forestall dripping. Having somebody with you will lots to stay you calm and assist you live temps. you'll fuck on your on tho'. we tend to we tend tore sick with worry however it went terribly swimmingly as a result of we practiced a lot and smoothed out all the issues.
Practice within the automotive with the hotter, heating up and cooling down. follow gap and shutting quietly. follow walking around with it in your pants, that is however we tend to knew boxer briefs weren't enough. we tend to had lots of trial and error.
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Ultra Klean pure synthetic has worked for me for two tests now. Its unisex and ready to use. I was insanely nervous the first time because I've never used fake urine to get a job, but it worked no problem. The secret is to make sure the sample you're purchasing contains "uric acid" a sample lacking uric acid is a dead give away that its synthetic for the guys at the lab. I recommend Ultra Klean to everyone. The box looks like some cheap old school, very basic packaging which also had me a bit nervous, but after using it their all about the results not the gimmicks on the box. Look for a yellow box with black lettering. Probably available at your local head shop, or Amazon. Good luck
I get randoms all the time at work well not randoms as much as pre screened for different job sites but anyway i have passed a dozen or so with Quick-Fix. Also i have been present for some of the lab results and they have never batted an eye. Dont know the specifics of why it works just know i trust my career to the stuff.