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    The horse and the mule live 30 years
    And know nothing of wine and beers.

    The goat and sheep at 20 die
    With never a taste of Scotch or Rye.

    The cow drinks water by the ton
    And at 18 is mostly done.

    The dog at 15 cashes in
    Without the aid of rum and gin.

    The cat in milk and water soaks
    And then in 12 short years it croaks.

    The modest, sober, bone-dry hen
    Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at 10.

    All animals are strictly 'dry':
    They sinless live and swiftly die;

    But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men "
    Survive for three score years and ten.

    And some of them, the mighty few,
    Stay pickled till they're 92.
    JJ

    [Freedom is not free. Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.]

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    I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
    If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
    JJ

    [Freedom is not free. Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free.]

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    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows are talking.
    Dorothy: "That nice Allan Prout asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
    Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!
    “Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
    “Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
    “So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me...three times!"
    Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go?"
    Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
    JJ

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    The Oregonian newspapers Oregon Live.

    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    Cowboys and Indians...............................

















    JJ

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    Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! No! It's a prick navy pilot!


    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    If you feel you aren't spacing out enough this ought to help.


    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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