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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Jinglehimerschmidt View Post
    What is this??? Why are you posting it here?



    edit: Thanks @DoobieDuck
    It' a malicious link installed on every page I open on this website. Just a warning of sorts seeing lots of visitors aren't showing up except for here in the jokes area. The malicious link is still active today in case you are wondering what might be attacking your computer exploiting java and such weaknesses.
    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Jinglehimerschmidt View Post
    What is this??? Why are you posting it here?



    edit: Thanks @DoobieDuck
    It's coming out of Singapore and it's an info miner. So if you are enjoying retarded emails and such you know where to have a BBQ.
    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tropical View Post
    It's coming out of Singapore and it's an info miner. So if you are enjoying retarded emails and such you know where to have a BBQ.
    Good research Tropical, thanks. Yea, .JS files, Java Script files are very "controlling". I did poke around their site, but didn't "click" on anything.

    Let me ask...... your machine "clean"? Might check into Malwarebytes/AdwCleaner and confirm your AV is up to date. These links ARE valid.

    https://www.malwarebytes.com/
    https://www.malwarebytes.com/adwcleaner/
    Last edited by JJ Jinglehimerschmidt; 12-27-2017 at 08:36 PM.
    JJ

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    A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
    The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
    The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
    Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

    The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry,
    just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
    Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
    The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea!
    Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water.
    I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

    The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing.
    It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
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    You may know some of these, what good minds our predecessors had...............


    Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
    - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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    I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
    - Eleanor Roosevelt
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    Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
    I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
    - Mark Twain
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    The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
    and to have the two as close together as possible.
    - George Burns
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    Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
    - Victor Borge
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    Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
    - Mark Twain
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    By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one,
    you'll become a philosopher.
    - Socrates
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    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
    - Groucho Marx
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    My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
    - Jimmy Durante
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    I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
    - Zsa Zsa Gabor
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    My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
    - Rodney Dangerfield
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    Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
    - Spike Milligan
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    Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
    - Joe Namath
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    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
    - Bob Hope
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    I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
    - W. C. Fields
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    We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
    - Will Rogers
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    Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
    - Winston Churchill
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    Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
    - Phyllis Diller
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    By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
    - Billy Crystal
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    And the cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good spit it out.
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    May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
    may nothing but happiness come through your door.
    JJ

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    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Jinglehimerschmidt View Post
    Good research Tropical, thanks. Yea, .JS files, Java Script files are very "controlling". I did poke around their site, but didn't "click" on anything.

    Let me ask...... your machine "clean"? Might check into Malwarebytes/AdwCleaner and confirm your AV is up to date. These links ARE valid.

    https://www.malwarebytes.com/
    https://www.malwarebytes.com/adwcleaner/
    I prefer angry gorillas and cannibals.
    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    This news they put out is funny. Of course the guy has anthrax antibodies after having road kills for part of his diet. American soldiers are all given the anthrax vaccination multiple times. The first anthrax shot is the worst. Rated on a scale of 1-10 it's a 40.


    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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    Supposed to be blustery weather coming for NE. Global warming is going to freeze for awhile.

    Washington Post calls it a bomb cyclone moving north along the coast at the start. Then the northern Canadians put their part in freezing things.


    You stick a bunch of females together and don't want any problems? Good luck. They are going to mess you up.

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